Disclaimer to the post before this...

Hello all!
I need to post this.  I was going to wait until later today, but I just can't.
My most recent post was a major major major APRIL FOOLS joke.  If you scroll to the end of that post, past the blank space, you will see that.

There is no way I could ever stop writing, even if for some ungodly reason I wanted to.  It is part of who I am.  It always has been, and always will be.  I am a writer.  Even if I get rejected by every agent in existence.  Even if my book sales are minimal and I get showered with bad reviews.  I will not stop.  Ever.

I will just strive to be better.

So, to those of you who may have read that post and missed the tag at the end, I promise: I am here to stay.  You couldn't get rid of me if you wanted to.  Don't fret. 

But hey... its the first successful April Fools I have ever accomplished.  So... go me. Ha.

Ok ok but really.  Disclaimer over.  Worries settled.  Tears dried and concerns gone, yes?  Good. 
Now... go back to having an awesome day.  And smack me if you really must.